If wife-dom was an applied for position, my resume would be outstanding. I have a college degree, dental insurance and a full-time job. My school loan debt is minimal, plus I have a car (and it runs, whaaaaat.) I have a great sense of humor (you know that's right) and let's not forget about being Relief Society President. I make some pretty mean cake-box cookies and I eat all my vegetables. My hair is pretty fly and I play the piano AND the ukulele. I know cursive. How many people under 30 can say they know cursive? And use it daily? Yeah, that's what I thought. Bonus.
Oh, and I have child-bearing hips. Shoot dang, do I have child-bearing hips.
I think you can see my qualifications are extensive. If I had to say what my one weakness is, it's caring too much. Loving too selflessly.
After reviewing my resume, I've decided to stop applying for the position of wife and start accepting applications for a husband. I can't offer a 401K, but I do allow for paid vacations. You can't have it all.
Well, ha, let's be honest — If you have me, you'll have it all. And then some. (Child-bearing hips.)