Thomas went with me to the Phi Kappa Phi initiation banquet. We got a free dinner and made snide remarks about the "pagan ritual" at a religious school. It was fun, especially when we set our forks down while still chewing our last bite, bid our fellow table-dwellers a good night and left without listening to the speakers that were to follow.
Oh, and p.s., Phi Kappa Phi is a national academic honor society, not some crazy society that practices lewd or questionable rituals. Promise.