For the first time ever, I am craving Costa Vida and I can't go get any. And I'm really hungry. Stupid Dallas.
P.S. Don't watch the Food Network, especially "Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives," when you're semi-hungry. Because then you'll be hecka hungry but it'll be midnight and you don't have a car or money to satisfy your lusts--of food, of course. Food lusts.
Mom says this is what I look like -- or would look like if I was 18 months old now, instead of 21.